Marshmallow Santas are the only healthy snack I can eat in the middle of the night without teeth.

It’s 3:45 a.m., Sam is asleep and I’m enjoying a pleasant Howdygram interlude with Russell Stover sugar-free marshmallow Santas and a Marcytini. I’ll probably go back to bed eventually, but for now I’m perfectly okay with this arrangement due to marshmallow Santas being the only healthy snack I can eat in the middle of the night without teeth.

What are your plans for Thanksgiving? I mentioned ours a few days ago, but in case you missed my post about Sam & Marcy’s Untraditional Thanksgiving Hoo-hah we’re picking up part of our holiday feast from Boston Market today at 1 p.m. — a turkey breast, a bucket of creamed spinach, cranberry relish and an apple pie for Sam — and I’m making the rest of our sides from scratch, such as Stove Top stuffing with teeny mushrooms and a lot of McCormick instant gravy. (There’s no such thing as too much gravy.) We’re not having company because we like to wear bathrobes, watch TV and eat all at the same time. We’re not anti-social ... just BORING.

I need more sleep now. Thank you for putting up with me.