I’ll begin with the crap you should buy, okay? My recommendation is to pay a speedy visit to Soups Online and order a few Bear Creek soup mixes because they’re tasty, they’re easy, they each yield half a gallon of soup and (best of all) THEY’RE ON SALE. I just ordered myself a few packages of Bear Creek’s Hot & Sour soup mix, which doesn’t exactly taste like the stuff you get in a Chinese restaurant but it’s good enough with a nice Asian kick to it. I bought three bags. My other favorite Bear Creek mix is their “Darn Good” Chili. All you have to add is a can of tomato paste and you wind up with a nice big pot of chili in 25 measly minutes. (Just for fun I also like to throw in a pouch of Libby’s cooked crumbly ground beef.)
I promise to stop whining about the weather, eventually, but for the time being I only want to say — again — that IT’S HOT AS HELL IN TEXAS AND ALL OF US ARE SICK OF IT. I mean, look at this sweaty four-day forecast from Weather.com. We’re already into the last week of October and there’s no rain, no clouds, no cooler weather, no fall colors, no nothing. WHERE THE HELL IS AUTUMN? (Thank you for putting up with me.)
And now allow me to introduce our latest Putz of the Week, none other than conservative fuckwit George Will. Speaking this week to students at Miami University — even though most of the women staged an organized protest and didn’t attend — Will decided to propose a fourth Republican classification of rape in addition to Legitimate Rape, God Gave You the Precious Gift of a Baby Rape, and Forcible Rape. Skillfully avoiding the distinctions of these other right-wing rape labels, in response to a question from a rape victim in the audience Will relented that he would support “real survivors of real rape” as opposed to college women who simply enjoy the “coveted status” of being a victim of routine everyday party rape, which is also known as CAMPUS SEX. George Will thinks the feds should keep their Big Fat Liberal Noses out of all that healthy, old-fashioned “sex on campus.”
I find it breathtaking that historically-intellectual conservative think-tankers like George Will give so much consideration to the various classifications of rape survivors, who apparently only deserve help once they’re properly interrogated and proven not to be run-of-the-mill sluts.
Once again, CONSERVATIVES LOVE TO BLAME THE VICTIMS. The poor are poor because they’re lazy, women get raped because they’re sluts, blacks are oppressed for being shiftless, citizens get shot because they’re wimps who don’t own guns and the Indians got genocided because they never figured out property rights. It’s never because the aggressor is an evil piece of psychotic shit who’s insulated by a society that rationalizes aggression.
Voter fraud, immigration fraud, welfare fraud and RAPE FRAUD. It’s a scary world out there for the right wing, isn’t it? What a bunch of terrified assholes.
Hey, here’s the heartwarming video clip I promised y’all. This was filmed a couple of days ago at a Dallas airport — I don’t know which one; we have two — and shows a quiet middle-aged man in a jacket and a pink shirt being verbally and physically attacked by a moron gay-hater and how a pile of fed up citizens tackle the moron to the ground until the cops show up. This is truly an awesome event and makes me think there might still be hope for Texas.
Thank you for reading this.
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