Thursday, September 4, 2014

I’m requesting a motorized chaise lounge on wheels for Hanukkah this year.

I knew it was just a matter of time. Last night I got a frantic phone call from one of my ex-clients who’s having a brain hemorrhage from the shitty customer service at, the miserable company that continued hosting her website after I retired a few months ago. apparently never credited her September hosting payment, shut down her website and email, and now they’re demanding a password in order to reinstate her service ... except NOBODY EVER ASKED HER TO SET A PASSWORD when we transferred her account back in June. Since I no longer have any connection whatsoever to — thank God! — I really didn’t know what to suggest, so I decided to give her my old administrator password and told her to give it a shot. I  have no idea if this actually worked or not but I seriously don’t give a crap. I’M RETIRED, DAMN IT. I’M NEVER ANSWERING THE PHONE AGAIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

And now ... it’s time for a few more “then and now” pictures! This time we’re showcasing famous musicians from the 1960s and 1970s. The one that really amazes me here is David Bowie, who looks like he’s been frozen in time. As for the others, Graham Nash and Bob Seger are adorable, Stephen Stills has turned into Humpty Dumpty, Eric Clapton looks like somebody you’d run into at Home Depot and David Crosby is Wilford Brimley on crack.

I’ve got pain again in my left heel, damn it, so I think I’d better put my feet up for a while and watch a movie because that’s the only time it stops hurting. In case you give a crap I’m requesting a motorized chaise lounge on wheels for Hanukkah this year with a matching fluffy knitted throw blanket. Thank you in advance.

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