Items 1, 2, 4 and 5 — in other words, the canned goods pictured above — could be perfect little meals or late-night snacks when I’m lying down on the chaise … because it’s pretty rare that I actually get to sit up for my meals any more. And incidentally, even though I do remember mom heating up Del Monte Zucchini as a dinner side dish when I was a kid, it’s been at least half a century since I’ve tasted it, and therefore I believe it should qualify as a “first-time product” for our purposes here. Thank you for your support.
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Every now and then I try to delete fonts that I don’t use any more — or have never used at all — to avoid the inevitable OS meltdown.
I’ll include download links below the graphic. Enjoy!
I’ve got an announcement for you: I’M HAVING DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS TODAY. Sam made me Stove Top Chicken Stuffing for lunch a little while ago, and unfortunately I just couldn’t keep it down. I guess I’m having swallowing difficulties again. I was finished eating, sitting quietly at my keyboard, typing this Howdygram post, when all of a sudden here comes this revolting, other-worldly sound — BWAHAHABLECCH — at which time lunch comes flying out of my mouth, including half a dozen whole mushrooms, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Holy crap.
When Sam wakes up from his nap I’ll ask for a couple of Popsicles, because I never have any trouble eating Popsicles. Something ice cold would sure feel fucking fabulous right about now.
It’s official: My dinner’s in the oven! Sam is making me three Pillsbury Grands buttermilk biscuits, which are bland enough and pleasant enough not to upset my stomach. In the meantime, though, I think I’ll head back to the chaise lounge and unwind.
Thank you for reading this. Sincerely.
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