Sunday, January 11, 2015

World-famous psychopath George Zimmerman was in the news again last week.

It’s just past midnight on Sunday morning, there’s a cold steady rain outside and I’ve got a huge announcement: SAM IS COMING HOME TODAY! He’s been in Los Angeles since January 2 for my mother-in-law’s funeral and stayed the whole week to spend time with his siblings. He’s also been sick and bedridden since Wednesday with a miserable flu-ish virus and finally started eating a few things again on Saturday. I know he can’t wait to jump into his own bed with his own pillow. THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE CRAP. The red star on the following map denotes Howdygram headquarters. If you zoom in I’m the attractive senior citizen eating a sugar-free Russell Stover marshmallow Santa.
In the meantime, of course, Sam has to deal with still being sick and traveling in shit weather. Specifically, we’re expecting a nasty rain/ice mix overnight tonight and a high temperature (eventually) of 44° with rain. His flight gets in at 4 p.m.

World-famous shitbag George Zimmerman — the “white Hispanic” psychopath who murdered Trayvon Martin — was in the news again last week for yet another domestic violence incident. This time he was arrested in Seminole County, Florida, for aggravated assault after hurling a wine bottle at his girlfriend. Zimmerman was released on a $5,000 bond later in the day and ordered to surrender his guns. He’s scheduled to appear back in court on February 17.
Two things about George Zimmerman really piss me off. First, that nobody has bludgeoned him to death yet, and second, that he always seems to have a handy live-in girlfriend sucker of the opposite gender to assault. WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH GEORGE ZIMMERMAN?!

And now, just for the hell of it, I think I’ll inject some insulin, finish off the rest of my leftovers from dinner — hot & sour soup and half a container of lemon butter shrimp from King China — and watch a good movie. I’m considering Neil Simon’s California Suite (1978) because I absolutely love the brilliant dialog, especially the segment with Maggie Smith and Michael Caine. They’re PERFECTION together, and she won an Oscar.
Good night and thank you for reading this.

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