World-famous psychopath George Zimmerman was in the news again last week.

It’s just past midnight on Sunday morning, there’s a cold steady rain outside and I’ve got a huge announcement: SAM IS COMING HOME TODAY! He’s been in Los Angeles since January 2 for my mother-in-law’s funeral and stayed the whole week to spend time with his siblings. He’s also been sick and bedridden since Wednesday with a miserable flu-ish virus and finally started eating a few things again on Saturday. I know he can’t wait to jump into his own bed with his own pillow. THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE CRAP. The red star on the following map denotes Howdygram headquarters. If you zoom in I’m the attractive senior citizen eating a sugar-free Russell Stover marshmallow Santa.