I’ve got a million thrilling things to include in this post so I think I’ll just get started and cut the preliminary bullshit. Thank you.
What colossal gall.
As a thoroughly appropriate response to Trump’s comments, Kenyan-American entrepreneur Gideon Munguti launched his own line of Donald Trump toilet paper because “Trump deserves to wipe all shit and escort it to its destination.” No kidding, pal.
Even so, this is a high-level example of pot meeting kettle as Christie outweighs the General by at least 75 pounds. They decided to discuss their weight loss options at a Waffle House in Red Hook.
Our other dead celebrity today is Yogi Berra, 90, one of baseball’s greatest catchers and popular characters, who as a player was a mainstay of 10 Yankee championship teams and as a manager led both the Yankees and Mets to the World Series. He was also a well-known cultural figure, inspiration for a popular cartoon character — yes, people, he inspired Yogi Bear! — and was a frequent guest on late-night talk shows.
“Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.”
“If you don’t know where you’re going, you might end up someplace else.”
“He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.”
“It’s like deja vu all over again.”
“I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
“You can observe a lot by watching.”
“It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.”
“You can’t compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.”
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
“When you come to a fork in the road ... take it.”
“It gets late early out here.”
“If you don’t know where you’re going, you might end up someplace else.”
“He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.”
“It’s like deja vu all over again.”
“I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
“You can observe a lot by watching.”
“It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.”
“You can’t compare me to my father. Our similarities are different.”
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
“When you come to a fork in the road ... take it.”
“It gets late early out here.”
Capitol police are investigating Ritzheimer’s plot, which also includes arresting other elected officials — including President Obama.
Its clear that Ritzheimer misunderstands two of the most basic elements of the U.S. Constitution, which he claims his extralegal mission is intended to preserve. “If these people are innocent, then it should be proven in court,” he said, getting the fundamental principle of due process exactly wrong. “But there is overwhelming evidence stacked up against them that says otherwise.” Then Ritzheimer whined that he was sent to war twice under false pretenses, also misunderstanding how the Constitution establishes elections to choose legislative representatives and a chief executive. “We The People are what will fix the problems in our country, not some election,” Ritzheimer said.
Ritzheimer notified law enforcement of the group’s intentions and promises to cooperate with police to prevent violent revolution. This is actually fucking hilarious when you consider that everything this loser touches turns to shit. And Dumbass McBullethead doesn’t even have enough dough to fill his car with gas.
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