Are these charming little tins of food amazing ... or what? I fully expect to love ALL of them because I’ve always eaten damn near anything, including cold Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup right out of the can UNDILUTED. (Seriously.) Therefore I plan to stock Mountain House entree pouches in a basket in the study, and whenever I need an emergency meal I can get nice hot water from the tap in the hall bathroom and chow down right out of the bag. Frankly, I can hardly wait! PLEASE LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY IF YOU WANT TO COME FOR DINNER so I can find another clean spoon. (Thank you.)
It takes a really stupid bunch of marketing yahoos to advertise Labor Day Specials for a store that’s CLOSED ON LABOR DAY, yet that’s exactly what Nebraska Furniture Mart is doing here. And they’re pushing a bunch of cheesy “motion” furniture with velvet or bonded leather upholstery that’s guaranteed to last until Thanksgiving if you’re lucky, at which time you’ll be ready to beat your salesman to death with a lead pipe. Bargains abound, people. Let’s shop!
Glorioski, we have a new Putz of the Week for you! I think this might be the first time
Regardless of the facts, history, Native American tradition or the truth, Barstool wrote in her blog (with all original punctuation intact):
President Obama is taking a trip to the Alaskan Arctic. I wish we could add up how much this trip costs the tax payers dollars……….. They probably had to BARGE limousines here!!!!!!! They rented out an entire TOWER at our nicest hotel here! A TOWER!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, no one is buying the “Denali is what the Alaskans have called it for years” line. I’ve never called the mountain Denali .. and neither does anyone I know …
It’s Mt. McKinley … It always has been and always will be to most of us… What a waste...
By the way, no one is buying the “Denali is what the Alaskans have called it for years” line. I’ve never called the mountain Denali .. and neither does anyone I know …
It’s Mt. McKinley … It always has been and always will be to most of us… What a waste...
First of all, Barstool, what the fucking hell is “an entire tower at our nicest hotel here” ... the side entrance of a Motel Six?! And did your idiot mother pitch in with some ghostwriting or did you just write this bullshit DRUNK? You dumbass.
Second, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, GO ASK MOM WHAT THE MOUNTAIN IS CALLED. Sarah Palin knows it’s “Denali” because she referred to it by this name more than once, even on the video of her I’m-quitting-my-job-as-governor-to-make-an-ass-of-myself-working-for-Fox-News speech. She says: “Denali, The Great One, soaring under the midnight sun.” [Check it out here.] And as a matter of fact, during the 2008 election “Denali” was Sarah Palin’s Secret Service code name!
What a family of morons. Holy shit.
Breaking news, boys and girls. I THINK WE’RE BUYING A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND. I need something with more leg room than the Hyundai Sonata we’re driving now PLUS Labor Day is a great time to pick up a deal on the exiting model year. Our possibilities include: Kia Sorento, Kia Optima, Honda Accord, Nissan XTerra, Nissan Altima, Ford Fusion and Chevy Impala. Yee-haw! Stay tuned for more details.
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