Today’s other big hoo-hah, of course, is the KENTUCKY DERBY, an annual two-minute horse race that inspires female spectators to wear very stupid shit on their heads. Today’s race will be the 144th “run for the roses,” featuring 20 really nice horses. Favorites include Good Magic, Justify, Bolt D’Oro, Mendelssohn and Magnum Moon ... but handicappers think Justify will win.
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| Justify, the three-year-old chesnut colt that’s favored to win today’s Kentucky Derby. |
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| Churchill Downs, the iconic site of the Kentucky Derby. |
In case you want to watch the race this afternoon, actual post time is 5:34 p.m. Central time on your local NBC station … but tune in around 5 because you’ll want to watch all the horses parading to the gate.
My favorite meat is hot dog? That’s like asking Mitt to name his favorite car, and he answers: “I like sedan.”
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| Mitt Romney’s favorite meat is HOT DOG. |
Then Mitt added: “My second-favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next-best.”
Spoken like a true six-year-old. But more importantly, does anybody actually believe that bullshit?! That the multi-millionaire tool with his own garage elevator claims his favorite meat is HOG DOG? Mitt probably eats hot dog while watching sport on TV. What an ideal everyday American man of the people!
It’s nap time, boys and girls. Thank you for reading this.
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