Man, was I ever WRONG … because I never anticipated that Thrive Life would fuck up the seasonings. Not in a million years! I took one forkful of Sam’s creamed spinach and promptly spit it out.
Buried in the list of ingredients was a tiny little word that ruined everything: GARLIC. I hate garlic! Why in hell would Thrive Life add garlic to a traditional white sauce?! I couldn’t eat the creamed spinach, and I’m so disgusted I want to scream at people. I hope Thrive Life issues refunds, because I plan to ask for one when their customer service department opens on Monday. I want my money back!
To cheer myself up in the meantime I’m working on a new grocery pickup order from Wal-Mart featuring a bunch of extremely exciting products. These include:
- Maruchan Yakisoba Beef Teriyaki Noodles (two tubs)
- House of Tsang Spicy Szechwan Stir-Fry sauce
- Knorr Pasta Tomato Soup mix
- Manwich Sloppy Joe Sauce (two cans)
- Great Value frozen peas (two bags)
- Jumbo hamburger buns
- Great Value Frozen Battered Fish Fillets
- Tyson Frozen Buffalo Chicken Strips
- Wal-Mart Deli Cole Slaw
- Wal-Mart Deli Potato Salad
- Hard-boiled eggs (one dozen)
- Stouffer’s Fried Chicken individual meal
- Stouffer’s Meatloaf individual meal
- Bob Evans Sour Cream & Chives Mashed Potatoes
- Lawry’s Seasoned Salt
- Isadora Refried Beans (two pouches)
- Homestyle Harvest Frozen Twice-Baked Potatoes (one box of four)
- Breyer’s CarbSmart Fake Vanilla Ice Cream Bars with Real Sticks
Thank you for reading this. Please remember the Alamo for a couple of minutes and then feel free to get on with your life.
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