My other suggestion involves watching the Cowboys/Colts game on CBS at 3:30 — i.e., RIGHT THIS MINUTE — although it’s possible there might be a totally different televised game in your corner of the nation and/or you don’t give a shitsky about the NFL, the Dallas Cowboys, the Indianapolis Colts,
And so, dear friends, the holidays are upon us once again, adding unnecessary crap and complications to our already-screwed lives. As an example, Gary, our Schwan’s delivery doofus, just announced his Official Modified Holiday Frozen Food Shlepping Schedule for the next couple of weeks due to our regular delivery day falling on Christmas Eve, and God forbid he should drop off a stinking box of corn dogs the day before Baby Jesus’ birthday. So he’s coming tomorrow instead and just for the hell of it I also decided to throw in a bag of frozen shrimp.
Thank you, as always, for reading this. And Merry Hamburger Day to you and yours!
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