I’ve got a couple of major bacterial infections running rampant in my body.

Yo, everybody. I’m taking a much-needed break from creating my latest collection of custom iPhone cases … 84 exciting brand new designs that I’ve been uploading to The Howdygram Store’s marketplace on Zazzle.com since 5 a.m. yesterday. I think my brain is ready to explode, although it actually feels good to be productive again after several weeks of inactivity. And once again I’ve also been under the weather.

Today’s free fonts are guaranteed kosher for Passover.

I don’t know whether or not I’ll be able to compose a Howdygram post tonight, because I’ve got a bad case of “tremors” in both hands, wrists and arms (also my right leg and both eyelids, but my leg and lids are immaterial). The thing is, whenever I try to pause typing my fingers continue to jerk around until I physically move my hands far away from the keyboard. It feels like my body’s been possessed by an alien!

Cherry pie and Greek olives … the perfect bedtime snack!

Yo, everybody.

A McDonald’s cheeseburger was the first solid food I’d eaten in eight days. (Oy.)

Hi-de-ho, dear readers, and welcome to the Howdygram.

I’m not feeling well at all right now. Not at all.

Hey. It’s 9 p.m. Saturday night, I just woke up from a nine-hour nap, and I have to tell you what’s been going on around here. Howdygram headquarters has been a regular “hotbed” of activity!

I keep myself entertained with composition and high-speed typing.

Happy Saturday afternoon from Howdygram headquarters. Sam is taking a nap, so this is a great opportunity to work on my favorite hobby — the Howdygram! — and keep myself entertained with composition and high-speed typing. Welcome!

Fevers can be fatal for diabetic senior citizens.

I’m not posting very often any more. This time it’s been a combination of physical ills and emotional drain. I guess I’m just not too happy, and this is affecting damn near everything.

Sam thinks the key to my knee pain is the inclement weather we’re expecting.

Yo, everybody. Obviously it’s been a while since my last Howdygram post — almost six days! — and that’s because I’ve been so fucking MISERABLE. For instance, I’m struggling with: 1) such intense joint pain that I can barely move my arms, legs, knees, feet or ankles; 2) urinary tract spasms every time I pee, even without a catheter; 3) tremors in my hands, wrists and fingers and mouth that make it difficult to type or even talk; and 4) sleeping for eight to 14 hours at a time, multiple times every day. Believe it or not, I haven’t seen daylight for almost a whole week, because I’m typically awake all night and finally conk out before sun-up every morning. Last week I even slept through more than one C.N.A. visit (I get a bath every day) and my Friday appointment with a hospice R.N. named Rachel!