Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Merry Christmas, y’all.

Howdy, good morning, shalom, and I want to wish our goyishe friends and relatives A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS from Sam and yours truly! It’s presently 7:54 a.m. on Christmas morning, Sam just got home from a two-hour walk in the woods — yes, we live near actual woods — and only moments ago I took a large wad of pills to jump-start my day. Trouble is, I honestly can’t recall whether or not I included a couple of Hydrocodone tablets … but if I still feel like shit an hour from now I’ll have my answer.

In case you’re wondering … yes, I take Hydrocodone, and I’ve been taking it for years. I’m probably a one-woman opioid epidemic by now, although Hydrocodone is the only prescription painkiller that really works for me. Everything else triggers migraines and puking … two experiences I try to avoid at all costs whenever possible.

For several months earlier this year the hospice M.D. discontinued my Hydrocodone and prescribed two kinds of Morphine at the same time — extended-release tablets three times a day plus a liquid booster for severe “breakthrough” pain — but Morphine just didn’t work. I never noticed much pain relief from the tablets, and the liquid was so strong I thought the top of my head would explode. So I asked (begged, actually) the doctor to please stop all the Morphine and bring back my Hydrocodone.

I’ll never understand why he changed all this in the first place. Jesus.



I want to publish this post and move on to my next one. I’m definitely a weirdo.

I wonder if anybody remembered to hang a few Christmas lights on the Alamo. Thank you for reading this.

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