It’s time again for the State Fair of Texas.

Yo, and happy Labor Day from the retired sleepyheads at Howdygram headquarters! It’s nearly 10 p.m. already and the holiday is almost over, but I hope yours was a good one with lots of people, maybe a parade, happy times and potato salad.

Boy howdy! This year the Texas State Fair runs from September 29 through October 22.

Please don’t ask me to write about politics. I just can’t. And this includes anything with even a hint of Donald Trump or that fucking disgrace that just happened in Charlottesville. I will instead post: 1) my latest herd of new free fonts; and 2) tell you about this year’s competition for the 2017 Big Tex Choice Awards, featuring the latest deep-fried monstrosities at the Texas State Fair food court. I’ll start with the second topic first, okay?