“What is wrong with y’all?! THIS IS A GOSPEL RADIO STATION!” a woman was heard in the background. “You get out of my office RIGHT NOW.”
The fracas apparently involved personal issues between Price and Caraway, who hate each other’s sneaky, grifty guts. Frankly, I’m shocked to see Price’s name on the ballot at all due to the FBI arresting him a few months ago for fraud, conspiracy and bribery, and he’s expected to go to trial in the spring. I thought shit like this only happened in Chicago. In the 1970s and 1980s we had aldermen who ran their wards from the Cook County Jail!
Before I launch into a couple of interesting stories on the national political landscape I thought I’d shove the following new FREE FONTS down your throat in case you’re as addicted as I am. This is an exciting bunch of fonts, guys! And you’ll be mighty delighted to know that “Barrel,”“Carol Hand,” Chains,” “Enjoy,” “Grilled,” “Kimble,” “Lola Font,” “Miranda,” “Melissa” and “Patyfont” are all part of the same 41-font download file! I’ll be able to use a lot of these in my greeting card designs for The Howdygram Store.
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Langhofer says everybody on the Court already knows Scalia’s opinions on their remaining cases so Scalia’s opinions should be counted now even though he’s technically no longer breathing. Seriously.
And at the risk of sounding really nitpicky, how exactly are we supposed to know how Scalia voted on a case before he died? Answer: WE CAN’T. So the general rule is, DEAD JUSTICES DON’T VOTE. I’m sorry if it sounds mean, but there you have it. Scalia is dead, and Kory “Einstein” Langhofer should go back to the drawing board and come up with something else. Maybe he should spend some money at The Howdygram Store as a pleasant diversion from being an asshole.
This isn’t a joke from The Onion: CONSERVATIVES ARE ACTUALLY WILLING TO GIVE UP THE SENATE IN ORDER TO IRRITATE PRESIDENT OBAMA.
The smart move for Republicans would be to compromise with President Obama on a center/left nominee, because when Democrats take control of the Senate and the White House in November nothing will stop them from appointing a truly left-wing justice. But Republicans aren’t smart. They’re petty, jealous, vindictive, mean, stupid, pointless and infantile with shrunken penises and bad breath! Blocking President Obama’s nominee would be an act of political suicide, but even after seven years the GOP’s hatred is still so suffocating that they’re willing to destroy themselves before they’d do anything to help the president. So be it, shitheads!
Today is NATIONAL POPCORN DAY. I just found out about 15 minutes ago, but even though it’s already late evening and Sam just got home from work there’s still plenty of time to enjoy a big greasy bag of Pop Secret with Movie Theater Butter and a good movie. Some options currently on our DVR include A Foreign Affair (1948) starring Jean Arthur and Marlene Dietrich, Grand Hotel (1932) starring John Barrymore and Greta Garbo, Friendly Persuasion (1956) starring Gary Cooper and Dorothy McGuire, Seven Days in May (1964) starring Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas, and The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) starring Errol Flynn, Basil Rathbone and Olivia de Havilland. My personal choice tonight would be Seven Days in May, but I’ll let Sam make the final decision because he’s king of the house and I love him.
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