But back to those prescription painkillers for a minute. I take one every four hours except once in a while I throw in an extra one if I’m feeling a lot shittier than usual. Yesterday was one of those days, unfortunately, when I couldn’t get comfortable in any position so I cried and whined and drove Sam nuts. We even sniped at each other about how to fold a bath towel.
Today is better as evidenced below. (On Sunday I was an 8.)
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According to 2016 Republican clown car passenger Mike Huckabee, fetuses deserve protection under the law ... and U.S. troops are “one of the ways” to do it. Over the weekend Huckabee did not deny that he would consider using federal troops and the FBI to stop abortions because he said that fertilized eggs are people and therefore deserve “due process.”
At a campaign stop in Iowa the former Arkansas governor said he would invoke the 5th and 14th Amendments to give fetuses the rights of people. “Is that unborn child a human being? If it is, then the 5th and the 14th Amendments apply because we’re dealing with personhood. It means that you guarantee due process under the 5th Amendment before you deprive someone of their life and liberty. It means under the 14th Amendment there’s equal protection under the law. What does it take for Americans to finally wake up to the fact that we are violating the constitutional rights of human beings?”
How dare this piece of shit tell the rest of us how to live our lives. A big fat FUCK OFF to you, Mike Huckabee!
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