Another momentous week at Howdygram headquarters.

In case you’re wondering where I’ve been and what have I been doing, please note that I didn’t have time to write a post on Sunday due to: 1) no inspiration; 2) a serious shortage of rejuvenating naps; 3) hanging out with Sam; 4) installing the latest round of meaningless Howdygram design tweaks; and 5) I can’t think of anything else. Just deal with it, okay?

With regard to item number four from the previous paragraph, please check out the following:

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This is a MOMENTOUS WEEK here at Howdygram headquarters. Our handyman Gary will be back on Thursday for a new round of lightweight remodeling projects — paint touch-ups, hanging an 18-inch chrome and glass shelf in the master bathroom and installing our new dining room chandelier — and The Leather Sofa Co. will deliver our new sectional on Friday between 8:15 and 9 a.m. This is such exciting shit I almost can’t stand it! Incidentally, here’s the bronze dining room chandelier I ordered this morning from Amazon plus a 12-pack of 25 watt bulbs. Is this gorgeous, or what?

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I have to go to bed now. Thank you for reading this.