Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Marco Rubio is today’s Republican jackass du jour.

I almost didn’t feel like writing a Howdygram post today for the following reasons: 1) I’ve been obsessed with my Howdygram Store on Zazzle; 2) I don’t have anything else to tell you; and 3) I think that’s it. However I do have a few more new fonts to share with you plus we’re expecting truly swell spring weather this week, as evidenced by the following Weather.com screen shot. CHECK OUT THE HIGH TEMPERATURE ON THURSDAY! Woo-hoo!

So here we go ... seven more exciting new free fonts from my favorite website (BeFonts.com) where you can download a never-ending supply of fantastic shit and it doesn’t cost a dime. I believe this website originates overseas (I’m thinking they’re in Southeast Asia, like Thailand or Viet Nam) because a lot of the fonts they’re giving away are not actually free at all and U.S. Americans are paying real cash money for them on websites like MyFonts.com. In the meantime I’ll include download links after the graphic so you can grab these for yourself before Interpol shuts them down. My top picks today are “LiebeErika” and “Franz.” FYI, all of the “Liebe” fonts are in the same download file ... including a few that aren’t pictured here.

Know what? For the last couple of hours I’ve been trying to finish this post without sinking into the black hole of politics but I just can’t figure out what else to write about. Therefore I’ll pick a random Republican jackass du jour and go from there. Today’s pick: MARCO ROBOTO RUBIO, the pre-programmed and virtually worthless freshman senator from Florida who sucks so bad at his current job — i.e., he refuses to show up for work — that he has the gall to ask U.S. Americans to reward him with even more responsibility. Little Marco wants to be President!
The biggest issue dogging Rubio this week? His inability to answer a question without a programmed, memorized response ... even if it doesn’t fit the narrative or even make sense, which happened at the last GOP debate. Rubio repeated the same two stupid sentences about President Obama FOUR TIMES in the span of ten minutes until Chris Christie ripped him a new one for it, the audience started booing and the moderator cut in to say, “Senator Rubio, WE’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA.” As a result Marco Rubio is being mocked as “Marco Roboto” by the media as a candidate who memorizes sound bites but clearly can’t think under pressure.


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