Know what? I’ve been in “creative withdrawal” mode for an awfully long time.

Good evening, boys and girls. It’s 8:30 Thursday night, we’re watching The Saint in London (1939) starring George Sanders, and I’m enjoying a two-scoop dose of pain medication … 15mg of extended release Morphine and 10mg of Hydrocodone.

There’s a weekend of huge thrills coming up at Howdygram headquarters.

WEDNESDAY, 5/16/2018, 9:47 P.M. I’m not exactly sure what’s going on with me tonight, but I haven’t felt very creative. Or cheerful. Or anything. I’ve started and deleted three Howdygram posts, and now it’s already approaching 10 p.m. and I’m ready to lie down and conk out. Jesus.