Incidentally, pressure sores are not good news. You do NOT want pressure sores!

It’s the pre-dawn hours of Tuesday morning — 4:30 a.m. to be exact — and Sam is getting ready to go for his morning “constitutional” in his favorite forested area in south Mesquite. Before he leaves, though, I asked him to nuke a bag of frozen cauliflower for me.

On Saturday I rediscovered my rib cage.

Okay, okay, okay … I’m fine, everybody. It’s been quite a few days since my last post, but that’s because I needed a brief hiatus to concentrate on uploading my new greeting card designs to The Howdygram Store. I’ve made some decent progress, believe it or not … it only took seven hours to upload the first 12 cards! (I think I mentioned in the past that it’s slow work. Obviously I wasn’t joking about that.) So now it’s 12 down, only 23 more to go …

I’ve got the latest “look” in sleepwear from Vomitorium Fashion Week.

As promised … here’s another jam-packed Howdygram post. I’ll try to continue typing as long as I can, and please forgive me if this gets a little too graphic. Thank you.