Trick or treat, smell my feet!

Let me launch this post with a rousing HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN from the Howdygram! We enjoyed a dark and stormy day here in north Texas, with our first round of heavy thunderstorms plowing through around 8:30 a.m. … and I’m not kidding about this, either. It was definitely umbrella weather!

Happy birthday to me. Yee-haw.

Hi-de-ho, everybody. Here’s a Howdygram news bulletin for you.

I’m 66 years old today.