The Howdygram 2: Redesigning things is a fun activity for a housebound senior citizen on prescription painkillers.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Redesigning things is a fun activity for a housebound senior citizen on prescription painkillers.

Yup, I did it again. I redesigned the Howdygram’s banner and uploaded a bunch of exciting new sidebar title graphics. The point is, sometimes I get bored and redesigning things is a fun activity for a housebound senior citizen on prescription painkillers. Deal with it, okay?

In case you give a crap, our new banner coordinates with The Howdygram Store on Zazzle because I like it when everything matches.

We’ve got breaking news today from the Ben Carson campaign! Our favorite narcoleptic brains doctor has decided to uninvite himself from Fox News’ debate tomorrow night in Detroit because he finally realizes he doesn’t see any “path forward” for his presidential campaign. However Carson stopped short of suspending his stupid “We the People” movement in order for grifting and fundraising to continue unabated.

This morning a couple of delusional GOP operatives told CNN they’re pushing for Dr. Ben to drop out of the Republican presidential race and shoot for a U.S. Senate seat in Florida because Marco Robot has already announced that he won’t run for re-election. So even though Carson would have to stop grifting for dough on a national level he could focus his efforts instead on rich dudes in the Sunshine State.

Being a senator from Florida is EASY, Ben. You don’t even have to show up for work!

Ben Carson is as frightening as Donald Trump on a number of different levels, particularly since his entire campaign had no purpose whatsoever and was managed by a team of high-powered grifters. After continued allegations that his operation resembled a fundraising scam, Carson himself finally conceded that even he isn’t sure about the motivations of his finance team. Worse yet, Dr. Ben had bizarre policy recommendations, idiotic theories about history and science, no understanding of current events, the United States Constitution and foreign policy, and his performance was abysmal at every Republican debate. (He’s been polling in the single digits since last year.) IT’S TIME TO GET LOST, YOU FUCKING LUNATIC.