Showing posts with label Central Market. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Central Market. Show all posts

Monday, February 23, 2015

Holy shit. I hear thundersleet!

Yes, dear readers, at 6:15 a.m. we’ve got THUNDERSLEET here in the Dallas metro area as pellets of ice and noise from the heavens rain down on the city. We’re expecting up to two inches of this miserable frozen crap by noon today followed by 36 hours of steady temperatures in the 20s, which means NOTHING WILL MELT AND WE’RE SCREWED. (I hate ice storms.) The red star on the following map indicates Howdygram headquarters. Don’t bother zooming in; it’s too damn cold for me to stand outside and wave.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

We’re stocking up on essentials before the ice storm cometh.

Shalom, what’s up and howdy-do from north Texas! Sam is at Central Market as I write this post, a glorious gourmet grocery venue with so much excellent crap a person’s brain could explode. Central Market is basically a FOODIE HEAVEN ... a combination of Whole Foods and EatZi’s except exponentially HUGER and WAY BETTER. I especially love Central Market’s deli, prepared food and bakery, and they also have gorgeous produce to-die-for and the most enormous fresh meat department in the western hemisphere. Holy shitsky. The following map indicates: A) Howdygram headquarters; and B) Central Market on Lovers Lane in Dallas.