Oy, holy shit and Jesus H. Christ on a soda cracker.

I have nothing else to say right now. It’s 3:45 a.m., Sam is in bed and has no idea whatsoever that Donald Trump won the presidency. When he gets up in a few hours he’ll be completely ballistic, pissed and freaked out ... just as I am right now.

Frankly, I don’t understand how more than half the country voted for an ignorant racist orangutan. Please raise your hand if you think this is probably America’s worst embarrassment EVER.

We tried, Hillary. We really did!

Thank you for reading this.