Okay, so here’s the thing. In an effort to take a brief break from politics I didn’t think I wanted to write a Howdygram post tonight but
— surprise! surprise! — I just changed my mind at the very last minute. It’s 11:23 p.m. and I’ll just keep on typing until my brain runs out of bullshit. (Actually, that could take a while.)
I’ll begin by showing off three new collections of digital backgrounds, all purchased online tonight from
Etsy on sale for 98¢ each. I’ll use them to make more and more wonderful and various products for
The Howdygram Store, such as mouse pads, beverage coasters, iPhone cases, lunch boxes and so on. Oh boy,
right?
Today I also received another free update to The Ultimate Gold Box (don’t ask) from a clueless designer at
Creative Market who thinks he should keep giving away huge collections of his gorgeous digital backgrounds without ever charging customers another stinking dime. Today he sent me a free download for 20 additional images in yellow gold, blonde gold, rose gold and copper. Samples follow so you’ll have a rough idea what I’m talking about. Back in April I bought the original collection of 100 yellow gold images for $10. After six baffling and enormous free updates I now have 240 images in each of the four colors pictured below PLUS hundreds of free patterns, glitter things and bokeh light backgrounds.
What the fuck?
Huge news, people! Within the next couple of weeks I’ll be introducing an exciting new product to
The Howdygram Store ... WIRELESS MICE in patterns and designs that match our adorable mouse pads! For instance:
This clever wireless mouse works with both Macs and PCs, runs on two included AAA batteries and only costs $29.99. I’ll let you know as soon as they’re available. Please feel free to continue your normal routine in the meantime.
I realize this was a very lame post and I apologize for that. I’ll do better next time, okay? Thank you for reading this.
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