I’d rather risk an arrest for felony tax evasion than have my 1040 prepared at Wal-Mart.

Let’s clear up one pending mystery from the get-go: Taking my blood pressure medication in the morning instead of bedtime IS A VERY, VERY SHITTY IDEA. Dr. M thought the change might alleviate some of my sleeplessness at night (I added three new prescriptions a couple of weeks ago) but this is NOT working out very well. For the last eight hours I’ve been whiny, miserable, jittery, gaspy, crabby, achy, angry, despondent, surly and NOT HAPPY AT ALL. I’d rather not sleep at night ever again than spend my days feeling like THIS!