Don’t miss it tonight: President Obama’s final State of the Union Address!

The weirdness continues at Howdygram headquarters. I slept six hours overnight on the chaise in the family room as an alternative to recent difficulties in bed with my leg dressings falling off when I try to get up in the morning. I have two observations about this situation: 1) I sleep like a rock on the chaise; and 2) I miss being next to Sam. But for the time being I have to do whatever it takes to get my legs healed. I am, for the most part, a fucking mess right now. But at least today I’m a WELL-RESTED fucking mess with a large supply of Lipton Gourmet Cup-a-Soup for Senior Citizens. (Details follow.)

My doctors are letting me down and I’m not happy.

Shalom to you and yours from my happy little corner of Texas, where four days of relentless rain have turned our region into a gigantic, never-ending auto showroom of submerged vehicles, all driven by yahoos who didn’t realize their freeway underpass was actually 10 feet under water. A smattering of representative photographs appears below for your possible interest. Bottom line: IT’S EXTREMELY WET HERE.