Shalom and happy Monday morning from my house to yours! This may or may not be a very long Howdygram post, mostly because I haven’t decided what time I want to go to bed. It’s 2:35 a.m. right now, and I’m confused. Also thirsty.
I’d like to begin with a quick summary of Donald Trump’s pointless participation this weekend at the G20 summit in Hamburg, Germany, during which he: 1) almost had nowhere to stay because his staff forgot to book his reservation; 2) tweeted some bullshit about everybody at the summit talking about John Podesta and Hillary’s emails; 3) missed several important meetings due to typical Trump reasons such as jet lag, constipation or why can’t he have a Diet Coke because he’s
the president and YOU’RE NOT; 4) nodded off in full view of the world’s press; and 5) allowed his daughter Ivanka, a handbag designer with no qualifications on any affairs of state, to fill in for him at a working session on “Partnership with Africa, Migration and Health,” where she was seated between British Prime Minister Theresa May and Chinese President Xi Jinping.
However, our Liar-in-Chief did manage to hold a two-hour gab-fest with Vladimir Putin that resulted in Russia offering to help the United States with “cybersecurity issues.” When the world stopped laughing Trump deleted his tweet. Trump is pictured below enjoying a speech on trade by the president of China.
With any luck this will be Trump’s first and only G20 summit. Next year I hope he can watch the festivities on TV from a federal penitentiary!
I’ve only got a short list of freebies for you today … a hand-lettered display font (“Our First Font”) and four really pretty scripts. I think my favorite is “Salmela.” As always, download links will appear immediately below the graphic in case you want any of these for your personal collection. Don’t forget to share with your friends and relatives, okay?
It’s after 4 a.m. and I think I should wrap this up, take a few drugs, pee and get some sleep. Thank you for dropping by, thank you for trying to remember the Alamo and thank you, as always, for reading this!
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