Please try my world-famous senior citizen recipes.

Here’s a convenient list of my own easy-to-make food for old people with mobility issues who like to eat. The links take you to the post in which the recipe first appeared. (Come back often; this is a work-in-progress.)

• Easy Beef Vegetable Soup for Senior Citizens
• Canned Pot Roast for Senior Citizens with Tasty Faux Jus
• Senior Citizen Avgolemono Soup with Costco Canned Chicken & Lemon Dust
• Marcy’s World-Famous Senior Citizen Thanksgiving Bowl
• No-Stress Sloppy Joes for Senior Citizens with Crappy Hands and Knees
• Mock Chicken Parmesan for Senior Citizens with Extra Mozzarella Cheese and Bogus Pasta
• Tasty Nuked Nuggets for Senior Citizens with Country Gravy and Pathetic Knees
• Mentally Ill Spaghetti for Senior Citizens with Really Speedy Meat Sauce

• Tasty Senior Citizen Chili Dogs
• Practically Salisbury Steak for Senior Citizens with Fast & Tasty Mushroom Gravy 
• Easy French Dip and Fast Jus for Senior Citizens with No Rolls and Crippled Knees 
• Not Exactly Mushroom Risotto in a Bowl for Senior Citizens with Fancy Spices 
• The Senior Citizen Hackneyburger
• Easy Cheesy Rice for Senior Citizens with Shitty Knees in a Pot
• Seasoned Meat Slabs for Senior Citizens with Grill Marks and Low-Carb Pasta Rice
• Melty Meatball Casserole for Senior Citizens with Fake Pasta and Cheese Sprinkles
• Chicken-Fried Whatnots for Senior Citizens with Fast Country Gravy and Big Black Flecks
• Marcycita’s South-of-the-Border Tamale Bake for Senior Citizens with Hot Sauce
• Senior Citizen Pizza Burgers with Red Sauce and Parmesan Sprinkles
• Marcy’s Famous One-Pot Asian Food Feast for Senior Citizens
• Cincinnati Chili Retardo for Senior Citizens on Faux Pasta with Shreddy Cheddar 
• Fast & Easy Senior Citizen Chili with Extra Meat and Napkins
• Speedy Goo Italiano for Senior Citizens Who Limp à la Chef Boyardee
• Tasty Fake-A-Roni for Senior Citizens with Lousy Knees and Diabetes 
• Speedy Low-Carb Pasta Pudding for Old People with Cinnamon and Diabetes 
• Mentally Ill Senior Citizen Spaghetti with Gigantic Flat Meatballs