Happy Monday! Sam just got home from a routine grocery shopping excursion, about which I’m pleased to announce that our local Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market actually carries an obscure product I assumed I could only find online … HOKKIEN STIR-FRY NOODLES! These are fresh, fully-cooked spaghetti noodles, two pouches in each bag (each pouch is a generous serving for one) that you can nuke in only 90 seconds, and they’re fantastic with pasta sauce and your favorite frozen meatballs. IT’S AN INSTANT ITALIAN DINNER … and you never have to guess how much pasta to cook for one or two servings!
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| The perfect, fully-cooked noodles for an instant Italian dinner. Just add sauce and meatballs! |
It was a big day today for Asshole-in-Chief Donald Trump when the FBI tore apart the office of his longtime attorney, Michael Cohen, at 30 Rockefeller Center in Manhattan. In a photo op with senior military leaders at an event designed to plot America’s response to a suspected chemical gas attack in Syria, Trump was immediately off-script when he launched into a rage about the FBI being a “national disgrace,” the Russia investigation is “a total witch hunt,” and Robert Mueller’s raid on Michael Cohen’s office is “a break-in,” “the end of attorney/client privilege” and “an attack on our country.” Then with everybody in attendance either squirming or looking away, Trump railed on about
— take a guess! — unfairness, no collusion, massive voter fraud, Hillary Clinton, President Obama, Rod Rosenstein, idiot Jeff Sessions unfairly recusing himself from the Russia investigation … and on and on.
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| Asshole-in-Chief Donald Trump is having a stroke. The FBI raided his attorney’s office today. |
Keep in mind … executing a search warrant that was approved at multiple levels is
not considered “the end of attorney/client privilege” or “a break-in,” and following legal procedure is
not “an attack on our country” in any sense whatsoever. But Donald Trump wouldn’t know that. He’s an ignoramus of moronic proportions.
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