Friday, November 10, 2017

I’m a senior citizen with diabetes, a shitty immune system and kidney disease. How about you?

Yes, dear readers, it’s me again, ... coming to you live from Howdygram headquarters, the nerve center of north Texas! As always I find myself compelled to apologize for the long delay since my last post. I’ve been sick again. This time it was another urinary tract infection with a raging fever, during which I didn’t eat, couldn’t stand up, pished all over tarnation and scared Sam half to death. (For me, these recurring infections are exacerbated by the fact that I’m a senior citizen with diabetes, a shitty immune system and kidney disease.) Afterwards it took a couple of days to get my appetite back and walk without feeling (or looking) inebriated. I’m doing well now. Thank you for asking.

On Tuesday when I finally got back to my desk in the study, my first order of business — after sorting through 75-plus incoming emails! — was to finish up the rest of my Christmas card designs for The Howdygram Store and upload them to Zazzle’s website so I won’t miss the holiday shopping frenzy. Incidentally, now’s the time to order your personalized holiday cards. If you need some help or want a custom design just for you, let me know. Two of my designs appear below for your possible interest.


Here, once again, is another big slobbering pile of beautiful FREE FONTS, practically all of which sell for serious money all over the Internet. For example, “Isabel SemiCondensed” (see below) is available on MyFonts at $30 for each individual style, or you can buy the whole family (15 styles) for $169. I’ve got them here for free! I have all the “Isabel” non-condensed styles, too. (Send me an email if you want them.) In case you give a crap, MyFonts also sells “dT Jakob” (shown below) for $30 per style or $180 for the entire family of 14. That’s a lot of dough! So far I’ve saved you nearly $350 and I’ve only priced two fonts! The Howdygram can save you a fucking FORTUNE, people. Tell your font-loving friends!

Download links will appear after the graphic. Feel free to snag as many fonts as you want.



I’ve got some cute yet slightly weird “Sweet Autumn” clipart and coordinating seamless patterns to share with you, plus a small collection of dark crystal backgrounds in five or six colors. If anything here appeals to you, just shoot me an email and I’ll send you the files! (You’re welcome.)


Here’s something enjoyable if you have nothing better to do for the next 15 minutes:
Thank you for reading this … and please do your best to remember the goddamn Alamo!

No comments: