Sunday, September 11, 2016

Please try my secret senior citizens’ trick for better-tasting diet soda.

I guess it’s exhausting to watch a rodeo, because Sam and David got home last night around 9:15, waved hello and went straight to bed! However Sam visited with me just long enough to describe the experience as “an Evangelical right-wing Republican tent meeting with REAL HORSE SHIT.” Yup. Welcome to Texas.

Worse yet, Sam said the two rodeo announcers, acting like they’re trying to score a gig in right-wing talk radio, spent all night either praising Jesus or telling Hillary Clinton jokes. When they finally couldn’t take it any more Sam and David just got up and left. What the fuck?!

It’s been a slow day for free fonts, however I managed to find a teeny handful for you from a variety of locations in cyberspace. My favorites in the list shown below are “Pod Vader” and “Smoothy Sans.” Also “Smoothy,” “Postal” and “Altemus Rays,” the last of which is an interesting dingbats font with dozens and dozens of interesting Egyptian-style images. Okay, fine ... I guess I like ALL of them. Download links appear below the graphic in case you want any of these for your own personal collection. 

Please try my amazing beverage tip. If you ever whine, like I do, that your favorite diet soda doesn’t taste as good as its full-sugar counterpart, do THIS ... sprinkle in two packets of Equal for every 12-ounce serving, which is equivalent to a regular can of soda. The difference is INCREDIBLE. My Diet A&W Root Beer* tastes exactly like regular A&W now!
*Also works with Diet Cherry 7-Up, Diet Canada Dry ginger ale, Coke Zero and Diet Sunkist.
  These are the only flavors I’ve tried so far.

Ammon and Ryan Bundy (Ryan appears below), sons of infamous Nevada welfare rancher Cliven Bundy, are currently on trial in Oregon for their role in occupying and destroying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge for 41 days starting in January 2015. They’re also facing additional charges for conspiracy, illegal weapons and threatening federal officers. Six other defendants are on trial concurrently with the Bundys; the rest will go on trial in February 2017, including the midget neo-Nazi human suppository, Jon Ritzheimer. This is the same loudmouth runt who promoted heavily-armed “draw Mohammed” protests at mosques in Phoenix and launched a GoFundMe page to raise money for a road trip to Michigan to murder a congresswoman. Like Ritzheimer, both projects were complete failures.
Please stay tuned for more information on the Bundy trial, okay? I’ll be following this story in the news. (Last week was jury selection; the actual three-ring circus starts tomorrow.)

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