Monday, January 4, 2016

Millions of older Americans wear adult diapers, so shut up and go eat some Ritz crackers.

Today I’ve got a nice yet moderately short stack of brand new free fonts for your possible interest. Download links appear below the graphic. Incidentally, “Cargan” includes 16 styles (eight weights with italics for each) and lots of alternate letters!

You’ll note that I didn’t provide links for “Dub Bub,” “Gab” and “Quick and Dirty,” primarily because they were part of a giant zipped file of 30 mostly ugly fonts that I didn’t keep and refuse to recommend. If you want any of these three fonts let me know and I’ll send them via email. (You’re welcome.)



What does this disabled senior citizen want for the new year? You’ll never believe me, but ADULT DIAPERS are at the top of my list so I can take my new Prowler three-wheel mobility scooter on outings with Sam and not have to worry about wee-wee emergencies and trying to find handicapped-accessible bathrooms everywhere we go. I ordered small packages of two different kinds a few minutes ago from Allegro Medical so I can test-drive them and decide which one is more fun for pishing. I’m guessing it’s the product on the right but I might be wrong about that. They’re both inexpensive and both get excellent consumer reviews from friendly incontinent retirees.
Sam will have a nervous breakdown when he sees this in the Howdygram because he thinks I share too much. That might be true enough, but the Howdygram is fueled by intensely personal shit and I honestly don’t know how to dial it down ... and I’m not sure I want to! Millions of older Americans wear adult diapers, so shut up and go eat some Ritz crackers.

Have yourself a very nice evening.

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